The Dude

If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.

• Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
• Government: Then don't get one.
• Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
• Government: You don't have to use it.
• Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
• Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
• Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
• Government: Take them to church.
• IT'S SO EASY.

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